- - my lovely chat with a bot ,

[* kailyn]

Lindsie Ford 1:26 am
heya.

Kailyn 1:26 am
-__-

Lindsie Ford 1:26 am
hey whatss up? 24/f here u?

Kailyn 1:26 am
Murderous.

Lindsie Ford 1:26 am
oh cool.. have we talked b4?

Kailyn 1:26 am
I'm a psycho killer.

Lindsie Ford 1:27 am
ah ok sorry. wasnt sure. but anywho whats up?

Kailyn 1:27 am
I fuck ducks.

Lindsie Ford 1:27 am
yeah? im so bored over here l dunno what to do with myseIf.
you wanna watch me on cam? i feel like having some fun :-X

Kailyn 1:29 am
I have webcamophobia.
I'm allergic to whores.

Lindsie Ford 1:30 am
k u gotta make a free login for this site that its linked to so i cant be recorded. k?

Kailyn 1:30 am
I'm from the CIA and record all crap you show.

Lindsie Ford 1:30 am
k cool. access.im/5/natali go there and when it loads click JOlN FREE at the top ok?

Kailyn 1:32 am
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. YOU HAVE VIOLATED TERMS OF INTERNET USAGE. WE WILL FIND YOU. HIDE YO KIDS. HIDE YO WIFE. THEY BE RAPIN' EVERYBODY.

Lindsie Ford 1:32 am
it does ask for a credit card i think but i know for sure it dosent cost anything
its just to make sure that you are over 18.

Kailyn 1:33 am
Dood. I'm like.. 12. I don't have a credit card. -__-

Lindsie Ford 1:33 am
when u get signed up then u can come watch me on cam and we can have some fun.

Kailyn 1:34 am
CAMOPHOBIA, BITCH.

Lindsie Ford 1:34 am
if u join me in private or tip me some gold i will do anything u ask me babe

Lindsie Ford 1:34 am
i really mean ANYTHlNG. :-X

Kailyn 1:34 am
FUCK A DUCK.

Lindsie Ford 1:35 am
lets talk on the site when u get in babe. my aim is messing up

Kailyn 1:35 am
fuck fuck fuck a duck, gently down the street..~

[* kailyn]

omegle time.

You: Dood.

You: Why don't guys like cougars?

Stranger: HHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

You: HI!

Stranger:

You: o__o

You: 'sup, homeslice?

Stranger: Lmfao

You: Are you a duck?

Stranger: How is it brother

Stranger: o.O

You: I'm cooool, yo.

You: You?

Stranger: Quack qquack?

Stranger: Is all cool bro

You: The last dood was like "I'm 17 male.." blah blah. So, I was like.. "I'm a cougar." He disconnected.

Stranger: Haha bro man probably got nervous

You: I'm really a chick. (((:

You: I was older than him lmfao.

Stranger: im a chick too

Stranger: LOL

You: YEAHHH.

You: US CHICKS GOTTA STICK TOGETHER IN THIS CRAZY OMEGLE WORLD! (:

Stranger: LOL YESSS xD

You: I found someone normal. (:

Stranger: lmao

You: But I ain't normal. I'm crazy, lmfao.

Stranger: most ppl on here are like..desperate

Stranger: o.O

You: I KNOW! O:

Stranger: so am i lolol

You: A good kind of crazy ahaha.

Stranger: lol ikr so am i

You: Yeahhh!

Stranger: some ppl just log on here and be like hey come see me naked *disconnect*

You: YEAHHH.

Stranger: im like -_____-

Stranger: LOL

You: OMG. Same here.

You: I just give them troll responses.

You: Then they disconnect.

Stranger: O.o LOL

You: I'd rather just find a crazy person to chat with.

Stranger: me too

Stranger: hahahhh

You: Like.. did you know that Entertainment Weekly says they're bringing back 90's Nickelodeon crap?

You: I WAS LIKE EFF YEAHS!

Stranger: OMMGG IKR

You: I'm in love.

Stranger: I saw the commerical lmao

You: YEAHHH.

Stranger: YEAHHH

Stranger: XD

You: Ahahaha.

You: I wanna go back to trollin'.

Stranger: lmfao

You: Trollin' in the derrrrp.~

Stranger: loool

You: BYE, AWESOME PERSON!

Stranger: BYE OTHER AWESOME PERSON

[* kailyn]

You: Rawr.

Stranger: are you a dinosaur?

You: Yes.

You: I stomp, stomp, stomp.

Stranger: please don't eat me!

You: I'm a veggie dino, though. (:

You: You're safe.

Stranger: oh, thank goodness.

Stranger: i don't think i'd be very tasty

You: You're cool. (:

Stranger: are you a hockey liking dinosaur?

You: Uhmmm. I prefer football.

Stranger: awwwww

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[* kailyn]

Stranger: Hi

You: Hi.

You: 'sup homeslice?

Stranger: Nothin much g. what up with you

You: Chillin'. Yanno.

You: I like eggs.

Stranger: I like pickles.

You: I BUST DA WINDOWS OUT YO CAR.~

Stranger: I bet yo ass

You: SOMETHINGSOMETHING CHICKEN!~

Stranger: beat

You: Cool, yo.

You: You're so cool.

Stranger: Ugh im too white for this

You: I like cool people.

You: N'awmean?

Stranger: I hope you're black

You: I ain't.

You: I'm yellow.

You: I'm an Asian/Jamaican mix.

Stranger: Ewwie you got kidney issues

Stranger: Ahaha.

You: Sure. We'll go with that.

You: I'm a mutt. (:

You: Woof.

Stranger: Nothin but a troll

You: Trollin' in the derrrp.~

Stranger: I only like one troll.

You: Yeah?

Stranger: AND ITS NOT YOU

You: THOSE FUZZY HEAD ONES?!

You: I'm just hyper. -__-

Stranger: YOU BE STUPID

Stranger: Woops

You: I'm not really a troll.

You: Thanks.

Stranger: =]

You: I had mountain dew.

Stranger: Ew

You: Never give me mountain dew.

You: It hypes me up.

Stranger: You know what that does to guys?

You: I'm female.

You: (:

Stranger: Ewie even more

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[* kailyn]

You: Hiii.

Stranger: HI

You: What's up?

Stranger: Im doing good man.

You: How do you pronounce jalapenos?

You: I pronounce it 'gel-ah-pen-ohs'.

Stranger: Hala-pinyo

You: Daaaamn. I got it wrong all the time.

Stranger: LOl You fail man

You: My way sounds cooler.

Stranger: sounds better but incorect]

You: Incorrect is the way to go.

You: There are 11,223 strangers online today. (:

Stranger: You'd Fail in universirties if u try that

You: They'd admire my creativity.

Stranger: LOL. That's what u call ingenuinity

You: I need a dictionary for that.

You: JUST KIDDING. (:

Stranger: you go buy its around 15$

Stranger: or 20$

You: No one owns a dictionary anymore. They use Google. Sad world, isn't it?

Stranger: What if the internet company shuts down

You: I, on the other hand, have tried using Twitter as a search engine.. but nothing shows up.

Stranger: what they gonna use

You: My mom.

You: They're moms..*

Stranger: LOl. why use twitter

You: 'cause now my Twitter is full of odd tweets.

Stranger: how many followers you got brotha

You: 2.

You: Me and my mom.

Stranger: FAIL

You: D:

You: I promise you, I have friends!

You: Their name is Crabbe and Goyle. They've been with me all this time while I master the potty.

Stranger: internet friends dont count

You: names are*

Stranger: Wahahah.

Stranger: So where are you from anyway dude

You: North Pole.

You: You?

Stranger: I come from. santa clause land

You: O: DOOD. Where's my Barbie dreamhouse?

Stranger: No you get charcoal for christmas

You: D: I got that out in the grill. =/

You: WHERE'S MY JAR OF PICKLES?!

Stranger: you right a letter to santa

You: I've sent 365 letters.

Stranger: poor you

You: No reply. I'm starting to think he doesn't like me...

Stranger: santa aint gonna give you presents

You: SANTA CAN'T HATE ON THIS. D: That's mean.

Stranger: Tip from the elf. Open your chimney during christmas eve

You: Is that sexual innuendo I smell?

Stranger: wtf?

You: That's what she saaaaid.

You: Open your chimney... get it?

You: Santa's a creeper lol.

Stranger: No. you leavef your chimney open

Stranger: he take your Plasma Tv. then leaves you toys

You: Well, that's messed up. Why doesn't he get arrested?

Stranger: cause his santa

Stranger: He got magic skills

You: Should I just go around town and claim I'm Santa and take plasma tv's and hope to not get arrested?

Stranger: yeah. but you gota have a long beard

You: I already got that. I'm Amish.

Stranger: And you go Like HOHOHO merry christm,as

You: Yes.. an Amish with a computer.

You: Never thought you'd come across that, did you?

Stranger: whats Amish?

You: It's a secret society for the rich bitches of the USA where we laugh at everyone while we enjoy our Jack on the rocks, party it up 'til 4am.. crash for twelve hours and then do it all over again. We also raid Walmarts for their ducks.

You: Rubber ducks.*

Stranger: how to jioin man?

Stranger: wait that aint secret anymore

You: You can only be born into one.

Stranger: cause u told me

You: OHHHHHHH SNAP.

You: You caught me.

Stranger: You sliped

You: /glances around... poofs.

[* kailyn]

OMEGLE CONVERSATION WITH TWO STRANGERS!


Which seat can I take?
Stranger 2: it's
Stranger 2: friday
Stranger 2: friday
Stranger 2: gotta get down on friday
Stranger 1: gotta get down on friday
Stranger 2: omg
Stranger 1: soulmate?
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 2: i want to know something.
Stranger 2: rebecca black is fourteen. she followed her dreams and became famous.
Stranger 2: that's all she did.
Stranger 1: yes
Stranger 2: why the fuck does everyone hate her?
Stranger 1: because that song truly sucks
Stranger 1: it is catchy
Stranger 1: but it sucks
Stranger 1: but people do need to lay off her
Stranger 2: yeah, it's not the greatest song ever, but that's no reason to hate her.
Stranger 1: she's to young for that abuse
Stranger 1: are you like a 15 year old girl?
Stranger 2: yeah she is. i think she's a great girl.
Stranger 2: nah, i'm 13.
Stranger 1: haha
Stranger 1: i'm 20
Stranger 1: and a guy
Stranger 2: you,sir, are awesome.
Stranger 1: i'll wait for you though soulmate
Stranger 2: i'll be fourteen next month.
Stranger 2: four years is as long as college. you can wait.
Stranger 1: hahahah
Stranger 1: 49 more months
Stranger 1: the countdown begins
Stranger 1: i'll be done with college before you can even drive...
Stranger 2: aww, you even calculated how long it'll be.
Stranger 2: age is a number. our love is legendary. haha
Stranger 1: hahahaha
Stranger 1: you seem way smarter than a 13 year old
Stranger 2: i am very smart. but at the same time i'm still just a stupid kid.
Stranger 1: me too though
Stranger 2: how's life.
Stranger 1: just stay young
Stranger 1: it only gets worse
Stranger 2: thanks for the advice. i actually can't wait to get older.
Stranger 2: i'm off soulmate. wait for me, okay? <3

[* becky]

truth or dare?
Stranger 1: truth
Stranger 2: dare?
Stranger 1: i dare you to lick your elbow
Stranger 2: OH SNAP
Stranger 1: HA
Stranger 2: you, sir/madam, are evil
Stranger 1: and that's how you win Truth or Dare
Stranger 1: thank you
Stranger 1: I try
Stranger 2: i'm so using that next time
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 1: feel free
Stranger 2: how do you win when they say truth then?
Stranger 1: that's a good question
Stranger 1: that I have not yet found an answer to
Stranger 2: GOOGLE!
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 1: google knows all
Stranger 2: i am google.
Stranger 1: really
Stranger 1: ?
Stranger 1: so, how do you beat someone at truth or dare when they say truth?
Stranger 2: yep.
Stranger 2: well you ask them if they watch/read gay porn apparently.
Stranger 1: lol is that what that fanfiction was. I got that when I googled it too
Stranger 2: mhm xD
Stranger 2 has disconnected.